What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Where do chips wear socks?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why do kids love theater classes?