Why is laughter the best medicine?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What do cats wear to work?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?