Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What do you do when two snails fight?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What do you call a hairless poodle?