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What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

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What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

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What's a cat's favorite color?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?