Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

How does a barber get to work?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?