A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What vehicle works the hardest?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What condiment has wings?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What's the holiest insect?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?