Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why did electricity win the race?