What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Wonky.
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How does a lion greet other animals?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What car can't keep a secret?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
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Where do ships always get stuck?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
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