Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?