How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?