What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What do fairies always drink?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?