How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why did the frog starve?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why was the dog overweight?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Which celebrity always frowns?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?