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Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What tea do footballers drink?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why do bees buzz?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What do you call an old snowman?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?