What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
A Sasquatch.
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What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
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Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Who are Frosty's parents?
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