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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What do fish do at parades?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?