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Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What do Scottish toads play?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

How do snowmen get information?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?