What car is the perfect size for mice?

What car always breaks the rules?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Which state is the cleanest?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?