Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What nationality are most fish?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?