What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What did the snake name his daughter?