What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What are you studying in math?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
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