What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
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