What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Where does water do all its banking?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
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