Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?