Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Which computer won the talent show?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

How do hurricanes see?

When should you start writing a book?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

How do birds threaten one another?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?