Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?