What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Bison!
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
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