What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Bison!
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How do you raise a baby elephant?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
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