What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Bison!
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What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What are the strongest days of the week?
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How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
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What animal loves a baseball game?
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