Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

How can you farm during the winter?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?