What do you give an angry rhino?
Anything it wants.
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Where do hamsters come from?
How do fleas travel?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
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