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Anything it wants.
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Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
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What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
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Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
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