What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why was the cat so small?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?