What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why was the musician arrested?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..