What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why was the musician arrested?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

How did the toad die?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?