What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do fairies always drink?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why do plants hate algebra?
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