What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
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