Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How do horses navigate at night?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?