Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

How does a penguin build its house?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

How does a squid go into battle?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?