Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Which animal is the most religious?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?