What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?