Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

How do billboards talk?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Which insect is the smartest?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?