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Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why do porcupines always win the game?