How much does freedom weigh?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?