What do you call the dog magician?
A labra-cadabra.
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Where do books sleep?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Which parent knows if you are running late?
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