What do you call the dog magician?
A labra-cadabra.
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
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