What do you call bees that are best friends?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Where do vampires keep their money?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

How do frogs get to work?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?