What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

How did the tree get lost?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

How do you measure a millennial?

How do billboards talk?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What sweet treat never panics?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?