What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why is furniture so generous?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

How do you spot a modern spider?