Why is winter considered holy?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?