Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why did the barber win the race?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Which former US President was always cold?