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My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why are fish such good architects?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?