What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why was the cat so small?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What do Scottish toads play?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

What nationality are most fish?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?