What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What do birds serve on Halloween?