What's black and white and red all over?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?