Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
They can catch bear-handed.
What do fish do at parades?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
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