What sport requires no movement at all?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

How does a barber get to work?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?