What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Which insect is the smartest?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Bears love exotic cars.

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What did summer say to spring?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?