How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Are baby skunks cute?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why is furniture so generous?

Which subject has two parts?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?