What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
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Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Which bug is related to you?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
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