If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

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Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

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What's the only career where you can never sit down?

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Why don't ants get sick?