Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

How do fleas travel?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why are farmers so laid-back?