Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Where do German dogs sleep?