Why did the fish blush?

When does a horse talk?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What is the coolest country?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?