What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?