Why was the dog overweight?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?