Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

How do snowmen get information?

Why did the mare gain weight?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What birds make average students?