What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What does an evil hen lay?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why are trees always so positive?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?