Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

How does a squid go into battle?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

That bird won't stop squawking.