What animal should you never play poker with?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What do you call a hike across the universe?