Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

A book just fell on my head.

Which big cat loves to drive?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

How do fall and winter say hello?