Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Where do burgers like to dance?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Which animals make the best football players?