What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
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