What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
How does dinner smell?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What school subject really rocks?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
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