What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?