Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What's a watch's eldest relative?