What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why are fish such good architects?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Which tree can't stop crying?
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