Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?