What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
It's frozen.
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
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