What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
It's frozen.
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What's a goose's favorite book?
What food is a man's best friend?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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