What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why are ghosts always single?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What did one firefly say to the other?