What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Where would you find an elephant?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What's the richest basketball team?

What did the sick chicken say?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?