What does Santa order at the bar?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What do you call a happy cowboy?