My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What's the politest month?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?