What's the coldest vegetable?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Where do ants go to eat?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?