What did one plate say to the other?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?