What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
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