What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How do you get kids to do something?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What kind of bird can write?
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