What's the opposite of irony?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do cows say on NYE?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?