Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

A book just fell on my head.

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?