What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What is a cow's dream job?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?