What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What is blue and not heavy?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
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What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
How do billboards talk?
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