What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

How was the wedding?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What fairy loves to count?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Where does breakfast live?

Did you know about April 1st?

What do pigs do over the summer?