Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
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