What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

A book just fell on my head.

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Where does laundry go to college?