What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do you give a sick pig?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?