What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why are ghosts always single?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?