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Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?