How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why did the fish blush?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Did you know about April 1st?