What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What do Scottish toads play?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?