Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why do all the planets get along?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?