Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?