How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What do Scottish toads play?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.