Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What do cows always add to their salad?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why do golfers hate cake?