What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What's good for both poker and theater?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

How did groundhogs get their name?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?