Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why do bees buzz?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
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