Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
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