What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?