Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?