What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?