What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?