What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why did the frog starve?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?