What does a lion call an antelope?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What do naked fish play with?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why did the tomato turn red?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why is winter considered holy?