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What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

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What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?