Why do legumes gossip so much?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What TV show is most popular at bars?