What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What do jokesters study in college?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?