Why did the barber win the race?

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What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Which singer could always break a five?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

How do automobiles fly?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?