What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What do you call a singing rodent?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why was the fabric always laughing?