What instrument do secretaries usually play?
The Faxophone.
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Where do cows go on the weekend?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What school subject really rocks?
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What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
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