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Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What is the strongest animal?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

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What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?