Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?