What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Bernadette.
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What animal floats best?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
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