What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Bernadette.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What words make the best athletes?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why was the computer cold at work?
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