What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?