What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Which animal is the most religious?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?