How are teens like cats?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What do insects learn at school?