What do goats and moms have in common?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What do you give a sick lemon?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?