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What boat is great at getting a deal?

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Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

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What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

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What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?