Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?