What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What tree has the most bark?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What's the richest basketball team?