What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What words make the best athletes?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why are cause and effect so close?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What do you call a hike across the universe?