What words make the best athletes?

What do you call siblings who love math?

Where do surfers go to school?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?