Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

How do billboards talk?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

How do fireflies start a race?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why was the spider so smart?